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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:39
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
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Minds and Behinds
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
So they tried
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No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Why is Jack Smith arguing that presidents should not have full immunities as Trump is requesting?
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors